I SHAKE MY HEAD

Problem Isn’t Poutine!

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking about the archaic practices of dentistry. Lisa is celebrating 'Happy Meatball Day', which got her craving her mom's meatballs! The secret to them is boxed frozen meatballs, Diana Sauce, and serving them in a chafing dish! Sam is having issues with the whistling wind and watching the tv show 'The Thing About Pam' because Lisa guilted her into it! Kelly Ripa talked about the French Fry perfume and forgot to mention she got it from listening to ISMH!! Please just a quick shout-out; that's all they ask! Sam went to gas up her car and is now considering riding a bike or perhaps a scooter! Lisa is poo pooing this idea for Sam due to weather, speed, and the inability for her to grab groceries! Lisa has found a new summer food, cucumber bites! Sam tries to explain the phrase, killing them with kindness, and is society post Covid shaming. The ladies get rolling with chatter about Cinnamon toast crunch cereal, big companies suspend business in Russia, FB Tuesday, Canadians book airbnbs in Russia, Canada wordles better, Leather Tuscadero, Boom Baby backyard garden, venting vs complaining, coconut on pizza, Lisa's question corner, Kristy McNichol and Nancy McKeon, Princess Kate and the Royal shag, Heather Locklear and Tik Tok, the pandemic 2 yrs ago and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads are frustrating and expected! It's a bit ridiculous but it might make you laugh!
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Seems Un-Mannerly!

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and they aren't sure what constitutes basic decency. This brings back fond memories for the ladies of well delivered backhanded compliments from their grandmothers; god rest their souls. Lisa started off her day with a chocolate long John for breakfast, and it's a feeling fat kind of day! This leads to semi-planning a tour of the local bakeries! Sam isn't ready to go maskless and thinks some might be more attractive with the mask on; it was all about the eyes. Lisa wants a button to let others know she is fully vaxxed and boosted, so she doesn't feel judged going maskless. Sam wants nothing to do with the Mardi Gras craziness with Lisa and the HHG! She will, however, be the person who bails them out! Sam is craving a good sub, and of course, for Lisa, it's all about the sauce! The ladies are chatting and laughing it up, chatting about the pigeons, Lisa on the trapeze, fithoop and the hip, American idol, FB Tuesday, the McPickle sandwich, nursery rhymes, foodie magazines and cooking shows, baseball strike, Lisa's boujeeness, Survivor, Lisa's question corner, spring flavoured donuts, Elvis all the time, pastas, sloppy weather and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads are personal and environmental! It's just a bit ridiculous, but it might make you laugh!
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We’re Over It!

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all those other great words out there to describe a situation. We have bullied the poor people named Karen long enough! Lisa is gaining Tik Tok fame via the fithoop! That stupid thing is paying for itself! Sam feels the work week should only be four days long! Her heart is broken because the Wendy show is being cancelled, and Lisa is concerned for the Queen; she got Covid! Ellen might be secretly listening to the podcast; she was talking about condiments' coincidence, we think not! Lisa wants to ride a hippopotamus, Sam thinks she could be a professional pillow fighter, and Lisa wants to add a Boom Baby mini bar, but Sam thinks it should be called a Lisa sized bite! The conversation gets really moving with talk of microwaves, difficult food, Lisa's honey trap post, FB Tuesday, the Taylor Swift course, Ryan's younger girlfriend, 2/22/22 day, frozen penis, tropical drinks, your best karaoke song, Lisa's question corner, popcorn, McDonalds does Tex-Mex, Pancake Tuesday, Hank the Tank, what fast food chain are you keeping, dishwasher etiquette and thing's Lisa oughta know. The I shake my heads are insightful and noteworthy.
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Condiment Hierarchy?

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week!
Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam thought but condiments, and you will never guess who is at bottom and the top. If you guessed ketchup and Dijon mustard you to have an unconscious condiment hierarchy!! They talk about the forgotten relish, and Sam suggests adding specialty relishes to the BBB&C! Lisa loves a good steak sauce and understands she is publicly shamed for using it! What Lisa is more choked at is the fact she didn't win the Lotto Max again! What's a girl gotta do to just get a free play! Sam brings up Lisa's judgemental attitude about her non-existent dresser and re-explains the word boujee to her. Lisa believes she is boujee but they both realise they aren't, but the HHG is for sure! The KFC has a new sandwich called the scorcher, and it comes with a glass of milk! WTF!! Lisa is all for it, and Sam is side stepping that one! The ladies get in a roll discussing fruit that makes you fat, Lisa eating greens, chef salad vs cobb salad, couch vs sectional, Frites the potato perfume,  the fithoop, FB Tuesday, the three hosts of the Oscars, Superbowl halftime show, Purina puppy bowl, summer is for gardening, the perfect 70's dinner party, the best food combination, Lisa's question corner, top unhealthiest foods, why we don't have kids, Valentine's Day is overrated, Russian figure skater, the seven dwarves, Adele and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads were environmental and food related! It's a bit ridiculous, but it might make you laugh!
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Meet Jerry!!

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water at least taste like chocolate, for heaven's sake! Mother Nature is temperamental again; rain in February is not normal! The ladies think she is a tad hormonal. However, Sam is too excited to care because she won DQ blizzards for a year! She gets to try all the flavours on the menu and might begrudgingly share her good fortune with Lisa!! The ladies need to destress, and Sam suggests painting tiny little birds. Lisa likes the idea until Sam mentions she will have to follow a few rules, and that stresses her out! Lisa loves the 80's but would like to go back to the 70's and wonders if they would have been disco divas. The ladies get chatting about how Lisa is doing at the Olympics, learning cooking shows vs. Competitions, Italian Iron Chef, Galentine's Day, FB Tuesday, Ye Old Fighting Cocks, DQ secret menu, Sheri Shepherd, the HHG, Platinum pudding contest, phrase happier than a pig in shit, Lisa's question corner, smells of childhood, Twitter trolls, oil mister, Oscar snubs, Conversational candy hearts, and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads go from one extreme to the next! It's a bit ridiculous, but it might make you laugh!If you love what you hear you can support the podcast by following the links below!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyheadYou can also find us on:Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyheadFacebook I shake my head with Lisa and SamTik Tok i_shakemyheadBuy our merchandise at www.ishakemyhead.threadless.comWe are proud to be a part of www.podfixnetwork.com

Giddy Up Turtle!

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is eating leaves and sleeping! Groundhogs of the world, WTF!! They have predicted another 6 weeks of winter. Are we taking these furry rodents and one lobster at their word? Lisa is taking the side of Ryan on this one who refuses to take part in this ridiculous tradition! Sam just wants someone to shovel her parking stall and wonders can we trust people who don't like sandwiches? Lisa believes that it isn't possible when you can grill cheese everything! Mmmm yummy warm PB & J! The ladies are on a roll as they discuss one hit wonders, Olympic bobsledders, back up singers, Boom Baby Fitness centre, FB Tuesday with a word from the chicken wing, the Ma'am burger, Sam's Netflix suggestion, Grease prequel, Betty White special, the three least loved pizza toppings, urinals, Lisa's question corner, canned goods, the movie Pam & Tommy, Tom Brady, Super Bowl halftime show, Shawn Mcaveigh, kettlebells and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads are chock full of annoyances and double standards! It's a bit ridiculous, but it might make you laugh!
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Fast Walker?!

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her stride! Why do we keep eating food that isn't great and 'doesn't taste that bad'? Lisa thinks it's  because we don't want to go without. Sam rolls this into a great diet gimmick, and you're welcome! The saltine is the OG of crackers and totally unappreciated! Lisa wants us to cracker up people! Yes, respect the saltine and recognize that the goldfish you are enjoying are the result of the OG! The HHG taught Sam the meaning of MLM. Yes, she didn't know that Avon, Amway, and the candle parties she went to were actually called multi level marketing schemes. Lisa reminisces about encyclopaedia salesmen and how you would just invite a stranger into your house! The ladies are just getting started, so buckle up as they discuss the internet, Kelly and wordle, Goop and caffeine, FB Tuesday, a I did not just read that, Janet Jackson's docu series, the green M&M, Lisa's highschool friends virtual classes, touch free groceries, McDonald's breakfasts, Lisa's question corner, your 16 yr old self, Meatloaf, The Queen and her new puppy, the Playboy mansion, cleaning your screen and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads are full of impatience, zen moments, and a lot of frustration! It's a bit ridiculous, but it might make you laugh!
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Wanna Wordle?

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down the wordle and Sam claims she could be better at this than Lisa. Oh, those are fighting words as Lisa dubs, Sam a whittling wordle wannabe! The fun doesn't stop there. Lisa mistook a photo of live snakes for glazed donut snakes...wtf! Can you name all of the provinces and territories in Canada? Sam can, but Lisa can't, and of course, they argue about which one is right! Lisa and Mike are trying to eat healthy but get bamboozled by the fajita mix! The 80s Monte Cristo sandwich is trying to make a comeback, and Lisa is up for the challenge! It's just been added as a new feature item on the BBB menu. The discussion turns to Alex vs America, ice cream with chips, caramel popcorn, the Fithoop, the three grocery shopping no nos, Betty White, FB Tuesday, kids playing outside, the phrase Darn Tootin, Valerie Bertanelli, spring clothing trends, stir and close, Cheer 2, dirty oven mitts, Lisa's question corner, the Brick commercial, Prince Andrew, stuffed croissants, Metaverse, loving fruit, summer food vs winter food and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads are challenging our patience and our skill sets! It's a bit ridiculous, but it might just make you laugh!
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Very Adulty Of Us!

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies think it could be good, but no one needs a heart attack! Is it more quantity vs quality when it comes to choosing food for your diet? Sam thinks quality because quantity is what got her into trouble! Famous people are drinking each other's blood again. Sam finally got her functional winter boots, and Lisa has put away her winter coat because it's spring! The ladies' discussion spirals as they talk about what makes you an adult, IG earwax cleaner, phrases that fail you, learning poker, Jann at the Oscars, the fithoop, Co-op chicken pot pie, FB Tuesday, foods you changed as an adult, Bob Saget and Sidney Poitier, grilled cheese roll ups, Vicks and Buckleys, Lisa's question corner, are Karen's bad, weird FB quizzes, Olympic sports and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads question the rules, the people that can't follow them, and why you gotta fetch your own boots! It's just a bit of ridiculous chatter, but it might just make you laugh!
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F**k It, I’ll Do Better Tomorrow!

Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain wife of the year. Sam just wants her boots, and Lisa manages to mix up her Kevin's, and Sam deems her movie ignorant! They both couldn't stay awake till midnight but rang in the New Year with New York. Lisa and Sam talk about the passing of Betty White and how she will always remind us to laugh! Who's in for a no sugar January? It seems Lisa is in, but Sam suggests a dry January instead. Lisa is not giving up wine, and Sam has no interest in giving up anything! Lisa's diet isn't going well because lunch keeps ruining her chances of success! She is not on a nutritional diet, so what she's eating doesn't factor in just the calories! WTF! Sam believes in her heart she could be a Peloton bike rider because she can go the distance! The conversation gets going with discussions about prime appys, Lisa's new watch, FB Tuesday, bruschetta is on the list, Russian Junior Hockey players, Ryan Seacrest, Andy and Anderson, the mystery of the bayleaf, two foods to keep forever, non-essential bread, Lisa's question corner, Adele and Stallone, other professionals bad days, world class bowler/bow and arrows, Lisa's new glasses, and things Lisa oughta know! The I shake my heads involved nostrils, cookies, and teenage weirdness! It's just a bit of ridiculous chatter, but it might just make you laugh!If you love what you hear you can support the podcast by following the links below!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyheadYou can also find us on:Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyheadFacebook I shake my head with Lisa and SamTik Tok i_shakemyheadBuy our merchandise at www.ishakemyhead.threadless.comWe are proud to be a part of www.podfixnetwork.com